1. Go buy hot chocolate and Tim Tams (we found them at Target).
2. Make the hot chocolate and get out a Tim Tam. Proceed to bite off two corners across from each other as pictured.
3. Dip one of the open corners of the Tim Tam into your hot chocolate and suck on the other open corner until the hot chocolate reaches your mouth and you know the cookie is full.
4. Plop the whole thing into your mouth and enjoy a "Tim Tam Slam!"