People keep asking... "Little Muppet? Why are you calling your baby that?"
So it's about time the story was told.
When I was born,
I had hair.
I'm not talking three blonde wispy things sticking up.
I'm talking a full head of black hair.
And it stood straight up!
No matter what my mom did,
gel, hairspray, water, etc
So my dad called it muppet hair,
because it looked like this...
Lance was also born with a head of hair,
not as muppety as mine,
So the chances are that we will have a "Little Muppet."
There you have it!